exigetspersonal:
“
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pursuitofhapppinessss:

ten-and-donna:

dustbats:

I’m on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I’m driving–like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a pothole

he said “to the left,” and I just mumbled “take it back now y'all” and hit the pothole straight on

Literally crying

this is my favorite post on this website

apocalyscious:

frostdottir:

apocalyscious:

sandandglass:

Morning Joe covers the statements of White House advisor, Stephen Miller.

Good fucking god. This is the end game. This is the shit we’ve been worried about.

I like how dude looks like he’s struggling to hold back laughter though, like he can’t even believe what he’s saying.

I’ll just say that the executive was specifically designed to NOT be a totalitarian monarch. And that free speech has a distinct mention of the press:  “Congress shall make no law… abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press.”

At least there’s another name on the list of people to drag through the streets when this is all over. 

That has to be a joke right? It looks like something out of a comedy show.

Somebody please debunk this.

No such luck, love. It’s partly responsible for disrupting my sleep tonight. Though, a storm did blow in and my cat did take a shit as I was dozing off, so I can’t blame it all on this.

http://www.msnbc.com/morning-joe/watch/-what-stephen-miller-said-should-worry-everyone-875968067895

They were watching clips of some other show with him being interviewed, but dude did say all this shit.

apocalyscious:

luchagcaileag:

evilelitest2:

feministlikeme:

43,956.


I repeat: 43,956.

over how much time?

Per year.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/commentary/ct-obamacare-repeal-lose-health-insurance-deaths-20170123-story.html

This is one of those appropriate times to employ the old republican adage:

Freedom isn’t free.

thatenglishchap:

faeryae:

Can they not advertise 50 Shades literally everywhere??? The movie is 100% about sex like?? Children exist, Straight People??

Y'all say that the LGBT community pushes agendas everywhere yet so far I’ve seen hetero sex on billboards, ads, commercials, buses, etc.

Because at the end of the day, for some reason straight people genuinely believe that BDSM sex between a white heterosexual couple is more acceptable than a gay couple holding hands in the background of a Disney channel show.

aphobiakills:

anyway bi people can fucking call themselves gay if they want 

kun sua kutsutaan
mitä sä sanot: Joo oota pikkuhetki
mitä sä tarkotat: Tehtävää, mitä olen juuri tällä hetkellä tekemässä, ei voi keskeyttää tässä tekemisen vaiheessa. Tulen välittömästi kunhan saan sen suoritettua.
mitä se kuulee: Olen tietoisesti, tahallisesti ja sulaa ilkeyttäni päättänyt olla tulemasta auttamaan sinua, koska haluan joka käänteessä vaikeuttaa elämääsi. Teen tätä jatkuvasti, harrastuksena. Paskon säännöllisin väliajoin tyynyllesi, jöllin toisinaan huvikseni autosi ajaakseni tahallani ylinopeutta kameroihin, vien lompakostasi rahaa jolla ostaa huumeita joita myyn eskarilaisille, ja käytin passiasi äänestääkseni persuja. Haista vittu.
buckywantsplums:
“ starwarsisgay:
“Fox news just @ me next time
”
Reblog if you are an alpha woman who are unable to love, you support alpha women who are unable to love, or you just laughed really hard at the article title
”

buckywantsplums:

starwarsisgay:

Fox news just @ me next time

Reblog if you are an alpha woman who are unable to love, you support alpha women who are unable to love, or you just laughed really hard at the article title

garbagegold:
“This pov makes me feel like I’m 4 years old and I got lost in some big building but it’s okay because Junji Ito is going to help me find my mom.
”

garbagegold:

This pov makes me feel like I’m 4 years old and I got lost in some big building but it’s okay because Junji Ito is going to help me find my mom.

avpdnoise:

unstoppable force (my compulsive need to overshare) vs. immovable object (my paranoia that saying anything will cause everyone to hate me) 

replace one word of your url with bitch